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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 7

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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Q: What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure.”
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I tried to win a suntanning competition.
But all I got was bronze.
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Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
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