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#1 2019-12-09 00:44:01

Jai Ganesh
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Nature Jokes

Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
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Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
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Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.
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Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.
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Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.
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Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!
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Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
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Q: What kind of flower grows on your face?
A: Tulips!
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Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
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Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!
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Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hey, bud!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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