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#1 2019-07-21 00:14:28

Jai Ganesh
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Cow Jokes - 6

Q: What animals do you bring to bed?
A: Your calves.
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Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd.
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Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!
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Q: What is a cows favorite holiday?
A: Moomorial day
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Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!
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Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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