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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chicken Jokes - 3

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!
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Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: So he wouldn't get bocked in traffic.
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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
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Q: If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll?
A: Nowhere because roosters don't lay egg.
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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
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Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
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