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Jai Ganesh

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Sailing Jokes

Q: What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
A: Usain Boat.
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Q: Why did the sailing instructor jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!
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Q: Why did the girl boat have problems sailing?
A: She didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
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Q: What race is never run?
A: A regatta race.
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Q: What do you call a competitive sailor who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: What detergent do sailors use?
A: Tide!
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Q: What does a drunk sailboat do?
A: Get Wrecked.
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Q: How do you make a boat feel better?
A: Give it some "Vitamin Sea".
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Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.
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Q: Where do zombies like to go sailing?
A: The Dead Sea.
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Q: What did the sinking ship say to the Seaman?
A: Bail Me Out.
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Q: What do you call a yacht that can't hold its liquor?
A: Tipsy.
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Q: How do people sailing in the ocean say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? (Arrrr?)
A: No it's the C (sea), my love.
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Q: What do you call a pirate that skips class?
A: Captain Hooky!
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