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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Wolf Jokes

Q: What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?
A: Aoooowwwwww!
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Q: Why did the boy cry wolf?
A: To get a Howling experience.
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Q: What did one wolf say to another?
A: Howl's it goin'!
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Q: What do wolf parties always start at midnight?
A: So they can have a howling good time!
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Q: Why did the little boy cry wolf?
A: Because it ate the three little pigs.
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Q: What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A: A timber wolf!
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Q: What did one wolf say to another?
A: Let's go catch some fast food!
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Q: What do you call a lost wolf?
A: A where-wolf!
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Q: Why did the wolf cross the road?
A: He was chasing the chicken!
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Q: What did one wolf say to the other?
A: Howl do you do.
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Q: What does a wolf receptionist say?
A: Howl may I help you?
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Q: What do you say when you meet a talking wolf?
A: Howl about that?
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Q: What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Q: Why did the wolf cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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