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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Doctor Jokes - 2

Q: What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A: A URLologist.
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Q: What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school?
A: Hopefully not your doctor.
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Q: What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some money?
A: "Do you see any change in me?"
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Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill cupboard quietly?
A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills!
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Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
A: Yes, but only if you aim it well enough.
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Q: Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
A: It was cordless!
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Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
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Q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
A: One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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Q: What's the medical term for owning too many dogs?
A: A Roverdose!
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Q: What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
A: At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
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