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Jai Ganesh

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Farmer and Farm Animal Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A: A transfarmer.
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Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It turned into a field!
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Q: What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor.
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Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
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Q: What is a Happy Farmers favorite candy?
A: A Jolly Rancher.
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Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me!
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Q: Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
A: Kinder-garden.
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Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!
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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite game?
A: Baa-dminton!
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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!
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Q: What type of horses only go out at night?
A: Nightmares!
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Q: Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?
A: The farmacist (pharmacist).
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Q: How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A:  He tractor down.
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
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Q: What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup!
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Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eskimoo!
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