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Jai Ganesh

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Farm Jokes - 1

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out standing in his field!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A: A transfarmer.
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Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
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Q: What farm animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It turned into a field!
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Q: What do farmers use to make crop circles?
A: A Protractor.
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Q:  What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
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Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.
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Q: What is a Happy Farmers favorite candy?
A: A Jolly Rancher.
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Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me!
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Q: What grows under your nose?
A: Tulips!
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Q: Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
A: Kinder-garden.
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Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!
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Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!
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