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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Duck Jokes II

Q: What do ducks have with soup?
A: Quackers!
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Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
A: Duck-umentaries!
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Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers!
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Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up!
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Q: What is a chick's favorite drink?
A: Peepsi!
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Q: What did the duck eat for snack?
A: Salted Quackers!
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Q: What did a duck say to the comedian?
A: You quack me up!
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Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A: Duck Tape.
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Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
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Q: Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
A: Because he quacked the case!
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Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.
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