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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes

Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel!
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Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: The banana was not peeling very well.
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Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.
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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
A: Slippers!
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Q: What do you call solid gold bananas?
A: A bunch of money.
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Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them.
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hairdressers?
A: Because it had split ends!
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Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!
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Q: Why did the banana fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.
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Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
A: She left him out in the sun too long.
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Q: Why don't bananas snore?
A: Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber!
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Q: What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?
A: Try to cheer it up.
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Q: What's worst than a monkey eating bananas?
A: A monkey going bananas.
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Q: What's yellow and always points to the north?
A: A magnetic banana.
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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
A: An electric banana.
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Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
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Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing, bananas can't talk!
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Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
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Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!
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Q: Why are bananas never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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Q: Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
A: It had a banana seat.
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