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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,168

Animal Jokes

Q: What bird never needs a haircut?
A: A bald eagle.
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Q: Where do black birds drink?
A: At a crowbar.
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Q: What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
A: Pollywood.
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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: An udder failure.
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Q: Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
A: Petsylvania.
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Q: Why did the dalmatian go to the cleaners?
A: His coat had spots all over it.
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Q: Why did the dog become a motorcycle cop?
A: He wanted to chase speeding cars.
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Q: Why did the dog have to move to a new apartment?
A: He lost his leash.
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Q: Why did the little boy name his dog Computer?
A: Because it came with lots of bytes.
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Q: Why did the man put his dog on a locomotive?
A: He wanted to train him.
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Q: Why did the watchdog keep turning in circles?
A: He was winding himself up!
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Q: What happens when a dog talks too much?
A: His tongue wags faster than his tail.
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Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.
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Q: What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A: A Saint Barnyard.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,168

Re: Animal Jokes

Q: What do you call a painting of a cat?
A: A paw-trait.
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Q: What part of a cat has more fur?
A: The outside.
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Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!
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Q: How do you make an Ape laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale!
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Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A ape with a machine gun.
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Q: What do baby apes sleep in?
A: Ape-ricots!
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Q: What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A: The ape b c's!
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Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During ape-ril showers.
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Q: Which sea will make you go ape?
A: The chimpan-sea!
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Q: What's a monkey's favourite type of computer?
A: an Ape-le mac!
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Q: What's a monkey's favourite fruit?
A: An ape-le!
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Q: What sort of key does a ape need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
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Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
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Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the ducktor!
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Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
A: Duck-umentaries!
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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump?
A: Humphrey (Hump-free).
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Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!
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Q: What is a camels favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpty Dumpty.
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer.
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Q: Why didn't the leapord cross the road?
A: He didn't want to get spotted.
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Q: What's a cheetah running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
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Q: Did you hear about the fat cat that lost everything trying to count cards at the casino?
A: Cheetahs never prosper.
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Q: Why isn't there gambling in Africa.
A: Because there are to many cheetahs.
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Q: On which day do cheetah eat people ?
A: Chewsday!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.