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#1 2014-12-17 15:24:53
- Amartyanil
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Ship
A ship was going to sink. One swimmer said to the captain,"How much far is the land?"
Captain said,"Two kilometers."
Swimmer said,"In which direction?"
Captain said,"In the down."
'I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.' - Richard Feynman
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#2 2014-12-17 21:05:45
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In the down?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#3 2014-12-17 21:48:20
- bobbym
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That is a good one. He means the bottom.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#4 2014-12-17 22:35:24
- David
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Re: Ship
Oh...
Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2
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#5 2014-12-17 23:43:59
Re: Ship
You do not have to know much about fluid dynamics to get on a ship...
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#6 2014-12-18 04:11:17
- bobbym
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Re: Ship
Or to eat a nice sandwich.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#7 2014-12-18 04:59:49
Re: Ship
Where is the nice sandwich?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#8 2014-12-18 05:02:19
- bobbym
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Re: Ship
I am going to make it in a bit.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#9 2014-12-18 05:38:35
Re: Ship
Can you make nice sandwiches?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#10 2014-12-18 05:41:38
- bobbym
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That is very easy because they are just for me.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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