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#1 2014-11-23 02:06:57

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Experimental Monotheism Study

EM is the religion where we initialise by believing there is 1.000000000 God and then run simulations to find the error bars on that number


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#2 2014-11-23 02:12:18

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

When you write a number like 1.000000000 do you know what that implies at least to a bumpkin?


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#3 2014-11-23 02:13:48

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Nope, but I do not have enough memory to handle more digits.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#4 2014-11-23 02:21:04

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Hope I can remember this correctly but when you say 1.000 000 000 you are implying that all those digits are correct which means you know the error is less than ± .000 000 000 05


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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#5 2014-11-23 02:23:04

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

That is correct but it does not apply here. It's just the initialisation. After a few iterations, the value might change


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#6 2014-11-23 02:26:47

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Then start with an initial value of 1.0 or 1.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#7 2014-11-23 02:29:09

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Nope, that was our sacred number. Exodus 8.2 +- 0.03 advises we use it.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#8 2014-11-23 02:32:04

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Nope:

Exodus 8:2 wrote:

And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs:


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#9 2014-11-23 02:33:39

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Hahahaha. You made that one up?


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#10 2014-11-23 02:34:13

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Nope, that is taken from the King James Version.


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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#11 2014-11-23 02:37:58

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Apparently, Bible likes frogs too?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#12 2014-11-23 02:40:50

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Frogs were considered a plague. For instance the Cane Toad.

220px-Canetoadfemale.jpg


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#13 2014-11-23 02:44:44

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Exodus 8.2 needs to be revised


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#14 2014-11-23 02:47:40

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Not really, those frogs are considered an invasive species in Florida and Australia. They secrete a large amount of toxins and can kill a dog or any large predator that eats or licks them. They grow in Florida to be quite large and lay many eggs.


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#15 2014-11-23 02:50:15

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Numbers 4.9 wrote:

>In the beginning was the computer.  And God said
:Let there be light!
#You have not signed on yet.
:God.
#Enter user password.
:Omniscient.
#Password Incorrect.  Try again.
:Omnipotent.
#Password Incorrect.  Try  again.
:Technocrat.
>And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
:Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command.  Try again.
:Create light.
#Done.
:Run heaven and earth.
>And God created Day and Night.  And God saw there were 0 errors.
>And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
>And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.
:Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
#Unrecognizable command.  Try again.
:Create firmament.
#Done.
:Run firmament.
>And God divided the waters.  And God saw there were 0 errors.
>And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
>And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
:Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
and let the dry land appear and
#Too many characters in string specification.  Try again.
:Create dryland.
#Done.
:Run dryland.
>And God created Earth and Seas.  And God saw there were 0 errors.
>And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
>And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
:Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
night.
#Unspecified type.  Try again.
:Create sunmoonstars.
>And God created Sun, Moon, Stars.  And God saw there were 0 errors.
>And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54:00.
>And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
:Create fish.
#Done.
:Create fowl.
#Done.
:Run fish'nfowl.
>And God created the great seamonsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
every winged fowl after its kind.  0 errors.
>And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
>And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.
:Create cattle.
#Done.
:Create creepy things.
#Done.
:Now let us make man in our image.
#Unspecified type.  Try again.
:Create man.
#Done.
:Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl
of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the
earth.
#Too many command operands.  Try again.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated.  6 errors.
:Insert breath.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated.  5 errors.
:Move man to Garden of Eden.
#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
:Create Gard.En.
#Done.
:Move man to Gard.En.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
:Copy woman from man.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated.  3 errors.
:Insert woman into man.
#Illegal parameters.  Try again.
:Insert man into woman.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.  #Execution terminated.  2 errors.
:Create desire.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.
>And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the
Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run.  1 errors.
:Create freewill.
#Done.
:Run freewill.
>And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the
Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run.  1 errors.
:Undo desire.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
:Help.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
:Create Treeofknowledge.
>And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in the
Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run.  1 errors.
:Create good'nevil.
#Done.
:Activate evil.
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning: System error in sector E95.  Man'nwoman not in
Gard.En.  #1 errors.
:Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Man'nwoman cannot be located.  Try again.
:Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Search failed.
:Delete shame.
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
:Stop.
#Unrecognizable command.  Try again.
:Break
:Break
:Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.  PLEASE
SIGN OFF.
:Create new world.
#You have exceeded your allotted file space.  You must destroy
old files before new ones can be created.
:Destroy earth.
#Destroy earth.  Please confirm.
:Destroy earth confirmed.
#COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN.  SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY
MARCH 8 AT 6:00 A.M.  YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
>And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
>And God saw he had zero funds remaining.

Last edited by Agnishom (2014-11-23 02:51:03)


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#16 2014-11-23 03:12:14

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Re: Experimental Monotheism Study

Reminds me of:

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“Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
“Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most.” ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
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