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#1 2013-06-27 03:24:23

Agnishom
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The Statistician

A statistician was charged for carrying a bomb to an aeroplane. When asked why he replied, "Statistics show that the chance of there being a bomb in an aeroplane is 1000. So, the chance of there being two is 10^6. To be safe, I decided to take one...."


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#2 2013-06-27 23:18:01

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Re: The Statistician

Lol...:D


There are 10 kinds of people in the world,people who understand binary and people who don't.

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