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You cannt approach her. You do not know any pickup lines.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Pickup lines are for the horsey dance guys. I did not need them.

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Here is a pickup line: Thinking is Cheating.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I would not use it.

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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That's a physics pick-up line, not a math one.

A magnet goes into a bar and meets another magnet.

First magnet: I find you really attractive!

Second magnet: And I find you repulsive! Go away, we have nothing in common.

First magnet: Oh well, I guess we really are poles apart.

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Nic eone

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I think he forgot the k.

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Nic eone

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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Sorry, it is a browser bug

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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A browser bug? Which one?

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**mathaholic****Member**- From: Earth
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Nehushtan wrote:

That's a physics pick-up line, not a math one.

A magnet goes into a bar and meets another magnet.

First magnet: I find you really attractive!

Second magnet: And I find you repulsive! Go away, we have nothing in common.

First magnet: Oh well, I guess we really are poles apart.

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Joey wrote:

How you doin'?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Joey? Who is that?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Tribbiani

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Italian Americans are not portrayed very well by TV or in the movies.

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I forgot, that would be one of your kind?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Yes, that is where the original m's are from. A little town in Sicilia.

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How you doin'?

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I am fine in some ways and not so good in other ways. In other words, everything is normal.

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No, I was trying out a pickup line

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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Why is the most common pickup line in the US?

Would you like to have coffee sometime?

and for breakup:

You're a great guy but I think (we are not right for each other)|(we should stop seeing each other)|(I am not ready for a serious relationship)

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Nope, the most common line for a breakup was, "you are a nice guy..."

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