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#301 2015-10-25 18:32:28

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

You cannt approach her. You do not know any pickup lines.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#302 2015-10-25 18:35:10

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Pickup lines are for the horsey dance guys. I did not need them.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#303 2015-10-25 19:22:26

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Here is a pickup line: Thinking is Cheating.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#304 2015-10-25 19:29:54

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I would not use it.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#305 2016-02-04 15:03:00

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#306 2016-02-05 01:08:30

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

That's a physics pick-up line, not a math one.

A magnet goes into a bar and meets another magnet.
First magnet: I find you really attractive!
Second magnet: And I find you repulsive! Go away, we have nothing in common.
First magnet: Oh well, I guess we really are poles apart.

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#307 2016-02-05 05:24:19

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Nic eone


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#308 2016-02-05 05:30:53

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Who is Nic Eone?


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#309 2016-02-05 05:41:13

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#310 2016-02-05 06:42:57

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Nic eone


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#311 2016-02-05 14:40:26

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Sorry, it is a browser bug


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#312 2016-02-05 15:22:19

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

A browser bug? Which one?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#313 2016-02-05 19:06:09

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

The one with lots of terror bites.


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#314 2016-02-12 01:48:06

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Nehushtan wrote:

That's a physics pick-up line, not a math one.

A magnet goes into a bar and meets another magnet.
First magnet: I find you really attractive!
Second magnet: And I find you repulsive! Go away, we have nothing in common.
First magnet: Oh well, I guess we really are poles apart.

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#315 2016-03-02 14:37:35

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Joey wrote:

How you doin'?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#316 2016-03-02 15:59:23

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Joey? Who is that?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#317 2016-03-05 19:16:06

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Tribbiani


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#318 2016-03-05 19:17:29

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Italian Americans are not portrayed very well by TV or in the movies.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#319 2016-03-05 21:06:56

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I forgot, that would be one of your kind?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#320 2016-03-06 03:40:34

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Yes, that is where the original m's are from. A little town in Sicilia.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#321 2016-03-06 05:58:08

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

How you doin'?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#322 2016-03-06 07:26:54

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I am fine in some ways and not so good in other ways. In other words, everything is normal.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#323 2016-03-06 16:21:22

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

No, I was trying out a pickup line


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#324 2016-03-18 13:08:08

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Why is the most common pickup line in the US?

Would you like to have coffee sometime?

and for breakup:

You're a great guy but I think (we are not right for each other)|(we should stop seeing each other)|(I am not ready for a serious relationship)


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#325 2016-03-18 13:11:01

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Nope, the most common line for a breakup was, "you are a nice guy..."


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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