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#276 2015-06-16 12:45:23

Agnishom
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

See the blue book


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#277 2015-06-16 13:00:16

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I can not believe I would ever use any set theory in any comment. Must have been a clone, they come in here.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#278 2015-06-16 20:39:20

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Why don't you post some more pickup lines?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#279 2015-06-16 21:44:25

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I use the I know bobbym one.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#280 2015-06-16 22:29:38

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

I once used set theory in a wedding speech, but the couple were both mathematicians, conveniently having last names beginning with A and B respectively.  I wouldn't recommend it in a chat up line.

Bob


Children are not defined by school ...........The Fonz
You cannot teach a man anything;  you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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#281 2015-06-16 23:32:54

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

What is a wedding speech?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#282 2015-06-17 00:04:04

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

At a wedding, people stand up and make a speech.  Traditionally, the Best Man's speech is an attempt to embarrass the Groom by telling stories from his past.  It is not acceptable to embarrass the Bride, as it might spoil the 'Best Day of Her Life'.

For my daughter's I made a slide show.  When my son got married I used a whiteboard and based my speech around the Venn diagram.  They were both intended to be funny and I think I succeeded.  Guests still talk about it.

Bob


Children are not defined by school ...........The Fonz
You cannot teach a man anything;  you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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#283 2015-06-17 00:32:31

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

bob bundy wrote:

conveniently having last names beginning with A and B

Alice and Bob?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#284 2015-06-22 11:07:45

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Alice and Bob are not last names, are they?


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#285 2015-06-22 11:39:29

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Nope, they are first names.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#286 2015-06-22 19:49:28

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

hi Agnishom,

Alice and Bob?

It wasn't my wedding  smile .  Try re-reading my posts.  All the evidence is there except the name of the bride, which I will not say.

Bob


Children are not defined by school ...........The Fonz
You cannot teach a man anything;  you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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#287 2015-08-08 16:42:19

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Then, we had the dance. Trevor had some wonderful moves. Some people have taken pictures, may be I will get one in the comment. Then, Trevor tried to convince Anita to dance, but she still sat there in the corner. (By the way, I wish Trevor asked me for help, I write awesome [pickup lines](http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=264926#p264926) )


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#288 2015-08-08 18:27:21

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

They are not as good as you think.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#289 2015-08-13 02:14:32

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except...I know what kind of man I want to be.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#290 2015-08-30 09:09:54

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

bob bundy wrote:

I once used set theory in a wedding speech, but the couple were both mathematicians, conveniently having last names beginning with A and B respectively. I wouldn't recommend it in a chat up line.

Bob

How about as a complement instead?

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#291 2015-10-23 06:17:54

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

http://9gag.com/tv/p/aN7qjM/how-to-pick-up-guys?ref=tcr


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#292 2015-10-23 13:25:47

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Agnishom wrote:

http://9gag.com/tv/p/aN7qjM/how-to-pick-up-guys?ref=tcr

How about the opposite gender?


Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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#293 2015-10-23 21:21:50

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Kaboobly doo! Why does she need lines?


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#294 2015-10-24 00:09:38

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

To pick up guys


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#295 2015-10-24 17:08:49

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Hmm? Guys pick up girls. She got it the wrong way around. That is the law of Bumpkinland.


Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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#296 2015-10-24 19:23:29

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Yes, in bumpkinland the guys use the pickup lines.

To pick up guys

When you look like her she has no need for phony lines.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#297 2015-10-25 02:12:00

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

When you look like her

I cannot imagine that.


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#298 2015-10-25 03:43:09

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

You can see her.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#299 2015-10-25 03:52:02

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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

She does not need pickup lines?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#300 2015-10-25 18:00:26

bobbym
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines

Of course not, I do not know about the guys today but in my day I would have approached her.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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