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See the blue book

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I can not believe I would ever use any set theory in any comment. Must have been a clone, they come in here.

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Why don't you post some more pickup lines?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I use the I know bobbym one.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**bob bundy****Administrator**- Registered: 2010-06-20
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I once used set theory in a wedding speech, but the couple were both mathematicians, conveniently having last names beginning with A and B respectively. I wouldn't recommend it in a chat up line.

Bob

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What is a wedding speech?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bob bundy****Administrator**- Registered: 2010-06-20
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At a wedding, people stand up and make a speech. Traditionally, the Best Man's speech is an attempt to embarrass the Groom by telling stories from his past. It is not acceptable to embarrass the Bride, as it might spoil the 'Best Day of Her Life'.

For my daughter's I made a slide show. When my son got married I used a whiteboard and based my speech around the Venn diagram. They were both intended to be funny and I think I succeeded. Guests still talk about it.

Bob

Children are not defined by school ...........The Fonz

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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bob bundy wrote:

conveniently having last names beginning with A and B

Alice and Bob?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**math9maniac****Member**- From: Tema
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Alice and Bob are not last names, are they?

Only a friend tells you your face is dirty.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Nope, they are first names.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**bob bundy****Administrator**- Registered: 2010-06-20
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hi Agnishom,

Alice and Bob?

It wasn't my wedding . Try re-reading my posts. All the evidence is there except the name of the bride, which I will not say.

Bob

Children are not defined by school ...........The Fonz

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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Then, we had the dance. Trevor had some wonderful moves. Some people have taken pictures, may be I will get one in the comment. Then, Trevor tried to convince Anita to dance, but she still sat there in the corner. (By the way, I wish Trevor asked me for help, I write awesome [pickup lines](http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?pid=264926#p264926) )

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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They are not as good as you think.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except...I know what kind of man I want to be.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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bob bundy wrote:

I once used set theory in a wedding speech, but the couple were both mathematicians, conveniently having last names beginning with A and B respectively.

I wouldn't recommend it in a chat up line.Bob

How about as a complement instead?

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http://9gag.com/tv/p/aN7qjM/how-to-pick-up-guys?ref=tcr

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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Agnishom wrote:

http://9gag.com/tv/p/aN7qjM/how-to-pick-up-guys?ref=tcr

How about the opposite gender?

Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Kaboobly doo! Why does she need lines?

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To pick up guys

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmm? Guys pick up girls. She got it the wrong way around. That is the law of Bumpkinland.

Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Yes, in bumpkinland the guys use the pickup lines.

To pick up guys

When you look like her she has no need for phony lines.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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When you look like her

I cannot imagine that.

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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You can see her.

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She does not need pickup lines?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Of course not, I do not know about the guys today but in my day I would have approached her.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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