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#226 2014-08-07 03:59:04
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Did Gandhi swear continuously? Did Jesus or Buddha? Of what use is that word?
Then a line has been entered into your BIOS.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#227 2014-08-07 04:05:01
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Gandhiji did not.
Jesus and Buddha probably used to swear a lot but there was no media around to document it
Randall swears discretely.
My firewall is not easy to break through.
Last edited by Agnishom (2014-08-07 04:06:56)
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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#228 2014-08-07 04:14:24
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Gandhi was a big fan of Jesus. When Jesus took his trip to the east he was well received by the Hindu sages. He did not swear, it is unnecesary.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#229 2014-08-07 04:15:58
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
What a great mistake he has done!
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
Last edited by Agnishom (2014-08-07 04:17:43)
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#230 2014-08-07 04:19:30
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Hmmm, that is unlikely.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#231 2014-08-07 04:21:05
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You use colorful language too!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#232 2014-08-07 04:26:18
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I never write any profanity, it is like a sin.
Language is a good tool and the French people consider its misuse as kind of a sin.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#233 2014-08-07 04:30:35
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You're missing out a lot! <^%+*^+^#%^^%##^*^€>^*>^*>£€]{{]>!!!!!
Aleph-numbers are good things too!
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#234 2014-08-07 04:36:53
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Yes, being punched in the face is a very good experience.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#235 2014-08-07 05:15:51
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
But being spilt upon with apple juice is better
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#236 2014-08-07 05:19:49
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
I do not think you understood what I posted.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#237 2014-08-07 05:20:40
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Why not? being punched in the face is a very good experience.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#238 2014-08-07 05:24:35
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Good, I will send all of mine over to you in a big bag.
Two times that I used a profanity in public, I ended up in a fight for my life after one and terminated from a good job for the other. Yes, that was sure a lot of fun. People who write obscenities are cowardly and hide behind pseudonyms. Let him go out in public and speak them, then he will face similar consequences.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#239 2014-08-07 05:33:37
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Quote: bobbym
Good, I will send all of mine over to you in a big bag.
ARB
It was your idea, not mine.
Cursing around people and calling them names is not a good idea, why did you do it?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#240 2014-08-07 05:43:02
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Because I am a bumpkin and therefore stupid. It is one of the consequences of using that type language, it angers people and they react to it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#241 2014-08-07 05:45:19
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
GIB
You did not use profanity in the right way.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#242 2014-08-07 05:47:50
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
He is an imbecile that uses profanity. I bet he either does not do it in public or he has been punched in the face alot.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#243 2014-08-07 05:49:44
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Or he does not have a face
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#244 2014-08-07 05:51:35
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Most likely he saves his profanity for situations where he can hide, like the internet. Just like the other guy.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#245 2014-08-07 05:53:49
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
You have used profanity in the wrong way, that is why you were punched. You must not insult Randall.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#246 2014-08-07 05:55:00
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Kaboobly doo on that reppie. There is no right way to use it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#247 2014-08-07 05:57:48
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
There sure is. You've seen the example already.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#248 2014-08-07 06:02:54
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
That is not the rule, I insist it is this:
Be respectful of all members.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#249 2014-08-07 06:04:02
Re: Math Pick-up Lines
Last edited by Agnishom (2014-08-07 06:05:32)
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#250 2014-08-07 06:12:55
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Re: Math Pick-up Lines
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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