Hi I am new........... So what a better way to say hello by telling a joke!
Ok this is a homework joke.......
There was a boy who had to do his homework:find the first 5 letters of the alphabet
So he went to his mum who was on the phone and said
"What is the first letter of the alphabet?" His mum replied
"Shut up". So he went to his dad who was watching the football and his team just won so he screamed
"YES" So the boy went to his older brother who was playing with his Batman set so he said
"Nununununu Batman!" So then he went to his sister who was playing with her Barbie car so she said
"In my little Barbie car" Then he went to his younger brother who was sucking his lollipop and he said
So he went to school and said to he teacher
"Shut up" and his teacher said
"do you want to go the head?" and he replied
In the head's office the head said
"Who do you think you are?"
" How do you think you're gonna get away with this?"
"In my little Barbie car"
"What do you think you deserve?"
Hope you liked it! :l
I am colourful and unique no doubt about it!