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#1 2010-03-28 09:11:09
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Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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#2 2010-03-29 06:24:40
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Count from one to ten. That is how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill you... fourty seven times.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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#3 2010-03-29 07:29:22
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
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#4 2010-03-29 07:38:47
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LOL!! hahah I was gonna post a few of those 2, too lazy tho. The one with the beard is priceless XD
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#5 2010-03-29 22:39:03
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Yes, but Bruce Lee killed him once.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#6 2010-03-30 09:54:33
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
*sarcasm mode activated*
No way?!!?
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#7 2010-03-30 11:14:57
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Youtube: bruce lee vs. chuck norris
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#8 2010-03-30 13:26:09
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Oh no! Not Chuck Norris! My friend just got obsessed!
He did show me one joke though,
Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer.
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer were having a fight. Before the fight even started Chuck Norris ripped off Jack Bauer's arms and beats him to death with them!
At this I was horrified, I like Jack Bauer, I watched 24 last night.
The one with the beard is priceless XD
They proved that on Family Guy, I saw it!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#9 2010-03-30 14:11:11
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
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#10 2010-03-31 17:17:21
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Oh! DUDE! I was about to post that one!!!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#11 2010-04-01 05:53:16
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LOL Tigeree I've seen that Family Guy ep XD!!!!!
And Mathisfun, i don't need to got to yewtube I've seen it! Didn't yew notice I had my sarcasm mode in gear??
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#12 2010-04-01 12:14:55
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Ah yes, but what a great clip.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#13 2010-04-02 12:16:21
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I used to watch family guy religiously, but now not so much.
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
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#14 2010-04-02 13:58:03
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That happened to one of my friends, he ended up accidently calling he step dad Peter, quite frequently. He said he felt like he was going insane.
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#15 2010-04-02 16:57:23
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Was it by accident or on purpose? We found a website that had Famly Guy Soundboards on it, so we still use quotes from it all the time, just non-chalantly.
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
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#16 2010-04-05 05:25:19
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Lol, nice. Have yew seen the clip on youtube of Peter getting Rick Roll'd?? I love that I can't belive someone made that!!
I think I've only been rick roll'd like twice.. and oneof those times I did it to myself by mistake while I was searching something on youtube XD
Youtube : Peter gets Rick Roll'd
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#17 2010-04-05 20:00:53
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Was it by accident or on purpose?
Oh, accidental. No one over here goes insane on purpose. But they don't try to go back either. Everyone's happier insane.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#18 2010-04-05 20:19:06
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#19 2010-04-06 05:23:37
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Lmao!!
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#20 2010-04-06 06:03:44
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Ouch, Mish!
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
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#21 2010-04-06 06:08:39
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Haha I know right, he must have BUNS OF STEEL!!! Lol
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#22 2010-04-06 14:53:15
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
most definetly....oh,man... everytime i imagine it....(inhales sharply and shutters).
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
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#23 2010-04-06 21:46:14
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Chuck Norris LLoOovVvVvesss babies!
Especially Fried ones!!
If two or more thoughts intersect, there has to be a point!
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#24 2010-04-07 05:27:15
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Woah, and S.G. Lol, me too! I mean my imagination does tend to wander. First time I saw that pic I imagined some poor soul trying to put his own butt back together. xD
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#25 2010-04-07 05:56:41
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
I pictured the intense pain of the metal grater cutting into the anatomy, causing fissures and tears,etc.
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
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