that i made up myself!
Whats a mathematicians favorite soda?
square root beer!
Whats a mathematicians favorite beer?
Why did einstein cross the road?
well he insists the road crossed him!
Why did the mathematician cross the road?
he never crossed it, he approached it asymptotically
what is a helicopter bagel?
its like a plain bagel only it takes off vertically!
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.