Math Is Fun Forum
  Discussion about math, puzzles, games and fun.   Useful symbols: ÷ × ½ √ ∞ ≠ ≤ ≥ ≈ ⇒ ± ∈ Δ θ ∴ ∑ ∫ • π ƒ -¹ ² ³ °

You are not logged in.

#1 2005-07-18 01:15:48

sky
Member
Registered: 2005-07-18
Posts: 2

joke

(sorry if this offends anyone!)

a blonde girl walks into a libary and says: "hello, i'd like to see a doctor please"
the librian says:" umm.....this is a libary"
the blonde girl apoligises and whispers"oh, sorry! can i see adoctor please?"


maths rocks!

Offline

#2 2005-07-18 01:53:30

insomnia
Real Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 944

Re: joke

What do you call a blonde woman with 2 brain cells?
Gifted (or pregnant)

(depends on what you find funnier)


Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

Offline

#3 2005-07-18 05:39:02

Zach
Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 2,075

Re: joke

I feel insulted by the existance of such terrible jokes.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Offline

#4 2005-07-19 22:41:43

insomnia
Real Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 944

Re: joke

I feel insulted by your existence


Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

Offline

#5 2005-07-20 02:46:06

Zach
Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 2,075

Re: joke

Well, that just goes without saying.


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

Offline

#6 2005-07-20 03:16:14

insomnia
Real Member
Registered: 2005-03-23
Posts: 944

Re: joke

Obviously.


Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

Offline

#7 2011-11-20 02:18:21

alxfrdz_agm
Member
Registered: 2011-11-19
Posts: 5

Re: joke

i dont get the funny part

Offline

#8 2011-11-20 02:26:46

bobbym
Administrator
From: Bumpkinland
Registered: 2009-04-12
Posts: 89,048

Re: joke

Hi alxfrdz_agm;

Humor varies from country to country and from person to person. You are right some people might not find those funny.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

I agree with you regarding the satisfaction and importance of actually computing some numbers. I can't tell you how often I see time and money wasted because someone didn't bother to run the numbers.

Offline

#9 2012-04-02 21:29:12

anky2930
Member
Registered: 2012-03-27
Posts: 21

Re: joke

Good one!! Here's mine..
Which is the favorite channel of all the snake's?
and the answer is Hissss-tory.

Offline

Board footer

Powered by FluxBB