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Great joke!
And while we're on the topic of sea jokes............
Said the sea urchin: Spare a penny, mister?
Said the goldfish: What? Do you think I'm made of money?
I bet that's how you'll be feeling now!
My favourite colour is black; my favourite maths table is the zero times table; I am happy about school and I've been here since March I think.
Little Tommy was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time - day after day his mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brung home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room and went back to the books.
With great trepidation, his Mother looked at it and to her surprise: little Tommy got an A in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head. "Well then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"
Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
I like (don't judge people on their favourite music): Green day, yes, My Chemical Romance, The Used and Blink 182.
How......beautiful....
Great jokes, I loved the jeep one.
I think orangutans (or whatever!) are also very intelligent.
Zach is banned for two weeks!! ![]()
Sometimes, I really, really want to be older.
Good, and cold!
Does Zach not want to play again? That seems rather odd of him.
Hi, dolphin!
Dolphins are the second most intelligent beings....did you know that?
Er.....I....am not scared?
Yes, lots!
and you lot sure do have weird conversations about jelly babies and peanuts!!!!
And worse.
Rod, that is FUNNY!
Correct!
Human stupidity is infinite.
looking, that's a good idea. Anyone can be a murderer, but image awards must be seen to when the next mod/admin arrives on the board, and after the murder has been declared.
I just hope we can get this sort of private private messenger thingy.
Every organism that has a nervous system can feel pain. I think....
HAHA!!
No, that's not what I meant to say!!! Never mind, though!
I think I spelt it wrong....:(
I am not afraid, Zach!