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I feel so old...
School for me was over many years ago. So not much new to report on that front... ;-)
(Oh and don't forget Canada, we're here too! And contrary to some belief, we're not part of the US)
The most common version of this one that I've heard is a bit more subtle in the presentation/question involved in the trick.
"You're driving a bus. [long stuff about people on and off, then once they're good and confused about all the numbers...] What colour are the bus driver's eyes?"
This works better because instead of asking directly for them to repeat back the first instructions you gave them (who's driving?) it makes them actually stop and process the question to find the information themselves. And since their head is so full of numbers at that point, when confronted with a simple logic question they tend to be completely lost.
Yes, I realize that putting this much explanation behind a joke takes away a bit from the laugh factor... but hopefully it should at least make the joke easier and better for you to retell to your friends. ;-)
1. How would you weigh a jet plane without using scales?
2. Why are manhole covers round rather than square?
3. Why is it that, when you turn on the hot water in a hotel, the hot water comes out instantly?
4. How do they make M&Ms?
5. How many times a day do a clocks hands overlap?
6. You have eight billiard balls. One of them is defective, meaning that it weighs more than the others. How do you tell, using a balance, which ball is defective in two weighings?
7. You have two jars and 100 marbles. Fifty of the marbles are red, and 50 are blue. One of the jars will be chosen at random; then one marble will be withdrawn from that jar at random. How do you maximise the chance that a red marble will be chosen? (You must place all 100 marbles in the jars.) What is the chance of selecting a red marble when using your scheme?
8. You have a three-quart bucket, a five-quart bucket, and an infinite supply of water. How can you measure out exactly four quarts?
9. You have a bucket of jelly beans in three colours red, green, and blue. With your eyes closed, you have to reach in the bucket and take out two jelly beans of the same color. How many jelly beans do you have to take to be certain of getting two the same colour?
10. Four people must cross a rickety footbridge at night. Many planks are missing, and the bridge can hold only two people at a time (any more than two, and the bridge collapses). The travellers must use a flashlight to guide their steps; otherwise theyre sure to step through a missing space and fall to their death. There is only one flashlight. The four people each travel at different speeds. Adam can cross the bridge in one minute; Larry in two minutes; Edge takes five minutes; and the slowest person, Bono, needs ten minutes. The bridge is going to collapse in exactly 17 minutes. How can all four people cross the bridge?
11. Why are beer cans tapered at the top and bottom?
12. How long would it take to move Mount Fuji?
There... now who wants to get me a job with M$?
And does calling it M$ instantly disqualify me from said job? ;-)
The way I interpret this, the barber doesn't have to shave people who don't shave themselves. It's just that those are the only people that he will shave. Therefore, if someone else shaves him then we won't get a contradiction.
Alternatively, if you say that the barber shaves everyone who don't shave themselves and no one else, then you could get out of the paradox by extending on Ricky's thinking and saying that the barber is a woman.
I agree with this thinking. It says "I shave anyone" and not "I must shave everyone", so I don't think he's forcing people to let him shave them. So that would mean that anybody else is free to shave anybody they want (including the barber himself), and anybody (including the barber) is free to not get shaved at all (if they're female, or want to grow a beard). So the barber has 3 choices that don't contradict the sign, either he has somebody else shave him, he lets his beard grow in, or she doesn't need to be shaved.
Alternatively, if the sign implies "I must shave everyone who doesn't shave themselves" then I'd never want to live in this town, because I like my beard, my wife wouldn't want some psycho forcing a razer at her, and neither would my son ;-)
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN!!! because me and Tigeree don't get it
There's like 5 jokes there, which one don't you get?
Okay, I got it all straightened out now and ended up at 16 like everybody else. My other problem was that I'd misread rule #4 and thought that you could NOT repeat the same point twice, so I left out the paths that loop around the top and end up back at S before dropping. Apparantly I need to pay better attention. ;-)
It would be so straightforward if you just used a tree diagram (which is what I keep saying).
You actually missed three (because you listed SDCF and SGBAEF twice). Two of them are SABGCDEF and SABGSDEF. The other is a path beginning with SG there should be 7 distinct SG paths but you listed only 6 distinct ones. Check your SG paths again.
I used the tree diagram method as well (first creating a table of what points each point can link to, then a tree going through those possiblities) and I got 19 different answer. Haven't had a chance to double-check them against the diagram, but they all look like they should work...
[EDIT: Nevermind, now I'm at 14... somehow in building my relations chart I listed S-B as a valid connection, which obviously isn't true. Now I need to find where I'm missing stuff instead!]
I did something pretty similar to what Mathsyperson described, and I got ...
a piece of timber is cut in two lenghts in the ratio of 7:2. if the original piece of timber was 828 cm long,how long is the larger piece of the cut lenghts.
To figure this out, you have to do a couple steps.
- First, since the ratio is 7:2, you add those together to determine how many total "units" the timber can be broken into.
- Then divide the length by the number of units, to find the length of each unit.
- Then, simply multiplying the length of each unit by the number of units length you want to calculate will tell you how long that piece is.
To Maelwys
Quote:"So, instead we'll deal with 0.888... as I understand what you're saying, when I look at 0.888... I'm actually looking at 0.8? And the difference between 1 and 0.888... is 0.2? Is that right?"
A.R.B agreed! let's look at the above! p.s I will only be online for the next 45 minutes! incase I cut off the conversation!
Hey, I think we might be getting somewhere here!
Now here's my next question... if 0.888... is really 0.8, then what about the thing you said earlier, that we have to remember where the numbers come from.
To get 0.888... I divide 8 / 9
To get 0.8 I divide 8 / 10
But surely 8/9 = 8/10 can't be true, is it? So how is that 0.888... could be equal to 0.8?
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So where does the 1 go in the second number? If the 0s are infinite/recurring, always the same, with no after, then there's nowhere to put the 1. "
A.R.B
The 1 does not go anywhere!
with 0.9999..... even though we can see many .9's we are in fact always looking at one .9
with 0.0001..... even though we can see many .0's we are in fact always looking at one .1
because .1 is the actual Infinite Difference! from the Start!There has to be a Value between 0.9 and 0.1 and that is 0.000...the Decimal Shift!
The Infinite Difference does not Grow! is stays the same and is shifted!
Aha! This is what I've been looking for, the basic place where we're apparently having trouble speaking the same language... and it seems to have been right at the basic definition of an infinitely recurring decimal, which is obviously why we think so differently on the equality (or lackthereof) of 0.999...
Lets take it back one step further then, and avoid 0.999... for now, since by my understanding of things, it's a special case (not in yours obviously, but by picking a different infinitely recurring decimal for now, we can avoid that incongruity).
So, instead we'll deal with 0.888... as I understand what you're saying, when I look at 0.888... I'm actually looking at 0.8? And the difference between 1 and 0.888... is 0.2? Is that right?
Quote: "
0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999..........
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001..........What comes after the ... in this example? "
A.R.B
It is always the Same! there is no after! the... as far as we can Calculate and show there will always be .999... and .001... both must be Infinite/Recurring!!
So where does the 1 go in the second number? If the 0s are infinite/recurring, always the same, with no after, then there's nowhere to put the 1.
Where you are making mistakes! is you are trying to Calculate Infinite/Recurring Numbers/Values! as if they are Normal Numbers/Values!
If you really do believe Infinite/Recurring 0.9 never ends! then it must also be True for Any Infinite/Recurring Numbers/Values! what is True for one,must be True for all others!
Okay, then yes I believe that for all cases, infinitely recurring numbers don't end, by definition.
The other thing you must accept is that all Numbers/Values have a Start!
Infinite/Recurring 0.9 " Starts as one Decimal place! "
Infinite/Recurring 0.1 " Starts as one Decimal place! "
Infinite/Recurring 0.1 + Infinite/Recurring 0.9 " Starts as one Decimal place! " and so from the Start onwards must always = 1
What number does "infinite/recurring 0.9" represent? (written out to 3 decimals is fine). What number does "infinite/recurring 0.1" represent? (again, to 3 decimals is fine)
What about 0.909090909090909090....? How do you represent that as starting as one decimal place?
The two examples below will always run along side each other! as an Infinite Difference!
0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999..........
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001..........
What comes after the ... in this example?
Mainly because none of this has anything to do with Infinite Recurring Numbers!
Yes, it does, because you earlier defined 0.000...1 as the infinitely recurring number that represents the difference between 0.999... and 1. So I'm trying to establish the properties of 0.000...1 as a number to help me better understand the difference that it represents.
my examples showed you from the start onwards! because we cant look at the end!!
Why not? It ends with a ...0001, you already defined that above. So if we know where the end is, why can't we look at it?
Infinite Recurring ( n ) = n because! ( n ) will always = n
The above will always be true!
Can you please reformat the location of your ()s in accordance with the standard I explained in my above post, so I can better understand what you're saying?
Ex: 0.(n) = n, or 0.(n) = 0.n
To Maelwys
Quote:
"But its not 0.0001 or 0.00000001, it's 0.000...1 with an infinite number of 0s. The ... doesn't refer to an unknown number of digits, it refers to an infinite number of digits. So what is it then?"
A.R.B
Infinite Recurring ( 0.1 ) x 5 = Infinite Recurring ( 0.1 ) Because the Calculation Infinitely Repeats Itself!!
What do you mean "the calculation infinitely repeats itself"? Why can't I multiple the number 0.000...1? You told me that 0.000...1 / 2 = 0.000...5 up above, so if I can divide it, why can't I multiply it? Also, when writing it down, please write it as 0.000...1, not (0.1), since (0.1) doesn't exist as a number, and makes me assume that you mean 0.(1), which is 0.111..., which is entirely different from 0.(0)1 or 0.000...1 that we're discussing.
To be clear, the () generally go around the part that is being repeated:
0.1 = 0.1
0.(1) = 0.111...
0.(0)1 = 0.000...1 (which most people would argue is impossible, as above, but for now I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt)
(0.1) = 0.10.10.10.1... (which obviously doesn't make sense, since you can't have an infinite number of decimals in a number, only 1)
To Maelwys
Quote:
" I'm trying to compare two numbers. What is 0.000...1 * 5? "
A.R.B
0.000...1 * 5 " If this is 0.0001 x 5 then = 0.0005 If this is 0.0000001 x 5 then = 0.0000005
But its not 0.0001 or 0.00000001, it's 0.000...1 with an infinite number of 0s. The ... doesn't refer to an unknown number of digits, it refers to an infinite number of digits. So what is it then?
Why are you trying to Calculate x 5 what has this to do with what you asked!
I'm trying to understand the nature of the number 0.000...1 that you've proposed. What is 0.000...1 * 5?
To Maelwys
Quote:"
If 0.999... is 0.000...1 difference from 1, where 0.000...1 has an infinite amount of 0s, followed by(?) a 1, then what is half of the value of 0.000...1?
A.R.B
0.1 / 2 = 0.05 and another example 0.01 / 2 = 0.005 Infinite example = ( 0.001...) / 2 = ( 0.0005...)
So if half of 0.000...1 = 0.000...5, then what is 0.000...1 * 5? When there's an infinite number of 0s before the 1, how do you add one zero to show that the 5 is actually smaller than the 1, and not bigger than it?
For any two numbers that are not equal, we should be able to find the average of those two numbers, being equal to half the difference between them. So the average of 0.999... and 1 should be equal to 0.999... + (0.000...1 / 2), so I'm wondering how you believe we'd be able
to do that math, and what the answer should be?A.R.B
0.9 / 2 = 0.45 and another example 0.99 / 2 = 0.495 Infinite example = ( 0.999...) / 2 = ( 0.4995...)
So ( 0.9 ) = ( 0.45 ) + ( 0.05 ) = 0.50
So ( 0.99 ) = ( 0.495 ) + ( 0.005 ) = 0.50
and Infinite ( 0.999...) = ( 0.4995...) + ( 0.0005...) = 0.50
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here... I asked for the average of 0.999... and 1.000..., and you gave me a number that's smaller than both of them, so obviously not the average.
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Also, you conveniently answered only half of post # 587, pointing out that my initial translation of it was incorrect, but then never actually answering my correct translation of it, by explaining how 0.555.... = 0.5, when there's a 0.0555... difference between them.
A.R.B
If your 0.555... is an Infinite Recurring ( 0.5 ) then as we all know the Value is Infinitely Repeating Itself! so the Value will always be the same! length makes no difference!
Infinite Recurring ( 0.5 ) = 0.5 because! ( 0.5 ) will always = 0.5
0.555... = 0.5? But I know that 0.555... is the same as 5/9, and 0.5 is the same as 1/2, so there's a difference between them of 1/18, obviously not equal. Or, if you want to avoid fractions, I know that 0.5 < 0.54321 < 0.555..., so if there's a number between the other two numbers, how are they equal?
Hey guys, can we please get away from the insults and back to the mathmatical discussion?
Post # 589, which was my only reply at the time.
Instead of just countering points, I'll try posting one of my own for Anthony to counter.
If 0.999... is 0.000...1 difference from 1, where 0.000...1 has an infinite amount of 0s, followed by(?) a 1, then what is half of the value of 0.000...1? For any two numbers that are not equal, we should be able to find the average of those two numbers, being equal to half the difference between them. So the average of 0.999... and 1 should be equal to 0.999... + (0.000...1 / 2), so I'm wondering how you believe we'd be able to do that math, and what the answer should be?
Also, you conveniently answered only half of post # 587, pointing out that my initial translation of it was incorrect, but then never actually answering my correct translation of it, by explaining how 0.555.... = 0.5, when there's a 0.0555... difference between them.
To Maelwys
Quote: " 1.5000... = 1.4999... "
A.R.B
1.5000... - 1.4999... = 0.0001 this is an Infinite Calculation! and can be proved the same Difference exists! no matter how many decimal places you want to try!
Example A = Infinite ( 1.50 ) B = Infinite ( 1.49 ) A - B = 0.001...
We're already having this argument and don't need to start it all over again, I was just explaining what Sekky meant by his statement.
Now if you could respond to my other question to you a few posts up, that'd be great thanks.
( 1 ) If any Number Starts or has a Zero followed by a Decimal point at the beginning! it will always be < 1 and <> 1 if no additional Math is applied to the Number!
Wrong, any terminating rational expression has two real valued decimal expansions.
Edit: From Wikipedia's 0.999 page: "every non-zero, terminating decimal has a twin with trailing 9s".
The numbers are identical, please go and study something you can't break, like a manhole cover subject like sociology.
Unfortunately, although you're correct, this isn't a valid proof. As I've been trying to show ARB, you can't prove something by assuming that it's true and then applying that assumption. We're trying to prove the validity of that statement made by Wikipedia, so we can't use the statement itself as a proof of itself.
And ARB:
What that entry is saying is that for any number, you can make several decimal expansions that look different, but are equal.
So 1.5 = 1.5000... = 1.4999..., all the same value. You can do the same thing for any number.
To Sekky
Quote: " ...so give them both different names, they'll still be the same value
call them "stupid" and "moron", accept that they have the same numerical value, and how you write them in text doesn't make a blind bit of different to how you use them in practise. "
A.R.B
so just SHUT you up in one big swoop!
you will find! they must both equal! Infinite Recurring ( n ) = n because! ( n ) will always = n
You do realize that your "proof" is the same as saying:
2 = 1 because 2 will always equal 1
Right?
Anthony.R.Brown wrote:To Sekky
Quote:
" Wrong, any terminating rational expression has two real valued decimal expansions "
A.R.B
an expression! such as INFINITE/RECURRING 0.9 can only have one Value! if there were
" two real valued decimal expansions ? " then there would be a Contradiction!!
They are the same value, with two real value decimal expansions.
I have a challenge for anybody reading this thread, find me somebody worse at maths than this guy.
Well, my 7 month old son is sitting on my lap right now... he doesn't seem to understand the thread either, if that helps. ;-)
To Maelwys
Quote: " Wow, that's so wrong.... So 0.222... = 2? "
A.R.B
How is it!! everything you read!? you dont understand!!
Infinite Recurring ( 0.2 ) = 0.2 because! (0.2 ) will always = 0.2
I was just reading your answer the way it was written, because it's not the 0.2 that's recurring, it's just the 2, so it should be written as 0.222... = 0.(2), not (0.2).
Anyway, I correctly assumed what you'd really meant in the next line of my post, and then explained why that was wrong too... which you apparantly ignored.