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#777 Jokes » The P » 2005-05-05 07:01:59

Roraborealis
Replies: 7

One day, in class, a pupil stuck his hand up in the air. "Miss, may I go to the toilet?" He asked.
The teacher replied, "No, you know you can't go during lessons."
The pupil protested: "But Miss, I really, really need to go."
"Fine then," said the teacher. "But first, recite the alphabet."
The pupil said, "A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O. Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now may I go to the toilet Miss?"
The teacher hesitated. "What about the P?"
"It's just trickled down my leg, Miss," said the pupil.

#779 Re: Help Me ! » vertices » 2005-05-05 06:48:30

A vertice is a corner. Nowt more!

#780 Re: Help Me ! » Can u find the word? » 2005-05-05 06:47:32

Considering this topic, which word in the English language has a double u? And which has a double k?

#786 Re: Puzzles and Games » Good one for y'all » 2005-05-04 03:44:29

I know where Rod lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Planet Earth.

#787 Re: This is Cool » Mathematic complexity » 2005-05-04 03:39:55

This is getting very interesting.

#788 Re: This is Cool » How to build a time machine » 2005-05-04 03:38:46

I'm sure nitro4ce'll stick it back on for you.

#789 Re: Help Me ! » Maths!!!! » 2005-05-04 03:36:37

I don't really mind! Oh joy!

#790 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Problems with checkers » 2005-05-03 03:41:31

I'm interested, but I dunno how to play it. So, can you put up some instructions for it?

#791 Re: Introductions » meet the new darth vader! » 2005-05-03 03:38:54

That's odd, I just posted a joke about star wars like, two minutes ago.

Welcome, Vulcan!

#794 Re: This is Cool » How can this be possible? » 2005-05-03 03:33:50

They've got the square there by squashing it in using the enlargement of the hypotenuse.

#795 Re: This is Cool » Mathematic complexity » 2005-05-03 03:31:40

I thought there was something about time being slower when you were sitting on the edge of a black hole (presuming you could)....was that just rubbish?

#799 Re: Maths Is Fun - Suggestions and Comments » Upgraded the Worksheets » 2005-05-02 00:26:23

Well, like, Kindergarten, and math instead of maths................

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