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Why does everyon keep on going on about avatars. What are they? The only avatars I've ever heard of is the show AVATAR and the on efrom OBAN STAR RACERS.
WOW! I loved that joke. I'm so going to tell my friends that one!!
There was a pink bungalo and everything inside it was pink. What colour was the stairs?
Bungalos don't have stairs!
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It was war and they sent out a bombing plane to bomb a factory. They had packed all the bombes in before they set off but when they found the factory and opened the bomb hatch, the bomb didn't com eout. Why was that?
They were fying upside down!
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A man lived on the top floor of a twenty floored flat. Everyday he would go in the lived to the bottom floor, go out, go to work come back, go in the lift to the tenth floor, get out and walk the rest of the way. Why?
He couldn't reach the twentieth button!
There was a purple land. And in that purple land was a purple palace and in that purple palace lived the purple king and queen. But there was a problem. There was a very dangerous purple dragon on the the loose and they needed someone to slay it. So the purple knight weht out and killed the dragon. When he returned to the purple palace, the purle king and queen were so pleased, they let the purple knight marry the purple princess. On the day off the purple wedding, the purple princess came down the purple isle, the purple knight took off the purple vail and cried,"EW! She';s purple UGLY!" The purple king was so angry he called on the purple gaurds to take him away. So the purple guards took the purple knight to the purple dungeun where they pushed him in and cried, "Indigo!"
I absolutely LOVED those jokes. Their great!!