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warning:This is a joke that you need to understand both Chinese and English.

A:I can't fall asleep.
B:I know what to do.Just tear of your lip.
A:Why?
B:Because 撕lip.

P.S. 撕means tear of,and.it read like"si"

An army is going to attack country A.At the border,they heard:
"One of our soldier can fight against ten of yours!"
The general let ten people to beat them.
One minute later,after flashing and crying,they didn't come back.
"One of our soldier can fight against one hundred of yours!"
The general let one hundred people to beat them.
Two minute later,after flashhhhing and crying*10,they didn't come back.
"One of our soldier can fight against one thousand of yours!"
The general got angry."We must beat the people in country A!"
One thousand people go.
Three minute later,after flashhhhhing and 99*crying,one soldier came back.
"General,IT'S a trap,they have two people!"

I'll back to school today,my summer holiday has been already end!
Oh...I'm SO HAPPY!!! So I want to ask a question.
How to solve this:

Churchill:How many Italian you captured?
Commander:Mmm......About 20 acres soldiers and 5 acres officers.

What Italy's national flag means?
Green:Delicious food
Red:Nice wine
Blue:Loyalty in WW2

What if I told you:
You will become rich and happy when you subscribe me