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#1 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-19 18:40:03

This is not meant to offend anyone or be racist!

[Well then, can I change the person? -- justlooking]

how do you stop [the idiot] from drinking?
close the toilet lid!

#2 Re: Jokes » Lawyers » 2006-06-04 19:32:53

what do you call a lawyer on the moon?
a problem
what do you call 10 lawyers on the moon?
a bigger problem
what do call all the lawyers on the moon?
problem solved.

#3 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-04 19:28:18

Two blondes walked into a building
you'd think one of them would have seen it (they walked right into the building(Bang!))

#4 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2006-06-04 19:26:04

Mr T wrote:

where r u from vulcan bcoz me clock says it was 25 past 2 when you said

about time the bird went! It's 11PM!

Me be from OZ

#5 Re: Guestbook » do u think im hot? take the quiz » 2006-06-04 19:12:59

Leonard wrote:

[I can't get laid!]

Hang in there buddy!

#6 Re: Guestbook » do u think im hot? take the quiz » 2006-06-04 19:11:49

I dunno
are you describing this girl i know?
cause if so... yes

#7 Re: Introductions » yo I'm New » 2006-06-04 19:06:21

Doncha mean accepted? Cause i get the feeling that being excepted is the same as being excluded.

Hi i'm vulcan
i'm 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 years old
my dad's a farmer and sos me mum

don't worry about that family of yours
i feel like that sometimes as well
look on the bright side
they don't notice your grades as much

#8 Re: Introductions » I'm back » 2006-01-12 15:49:34

justlookingforthemoment wrote:

Hi Vulcan! Do you remember me?

You bet i do!
roflol

#9 Introductions » I'm back » 2006-01-11 22:08:10

Vulcan
Replies: 12

Hey everyone!

I'm back.
my net was stuffed so we had to get it fixed!
this web has become awesome!:o*jaw drops to the ground*

For the admin's eyes only
swear you made other people moderators but not my *eye's narrow*

#10 Dark Discussions at Cafe Infinity » Dont bother visiting because it's really boring in here » 2005-06-21 01:13:01

Vulcan
Replies: 9

hello

i'm vulcan

you may remember me from such forums as 'Members only' and 'Jokes'

you are a wuss.

any questions?

#11 Re: Guestbook » your maths website » 2005-06-07 23:19:18

you **************************

you are a selfish ************************

dont you know how hard it is to make a website!?!?

#12 Re: Guestbook » hi xxxxx » 2005-06-07 23:16:09

translated, i assume it means that they love polls.

#13 Re: Introductions » i am a wuss... or a sloth. » 2005-06-07 23:13:43

but where am i?

you sure do need some picture finding lessons.

#14 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-06-07 23:10:32

i am a sloth.
and as a sloth, i have the rights to sloth around like the flash.*dissapears and reappears 1000m away*

#15 Introductions » i am a wuss... or a sloth. » 2005-06-07 23:03:34

Vulcan
Replies: 8

hi!

i am a wuss.
i said a wuss!

wuss! wuss to you all!


slothing around is sluggish.
it's pretty slow.
some people might even say it's sluggish!

this is the sloth dance.

*stares blankly at the computer screen as a bird pecks at the keyboard*

#16 Re: Guestbook » hi » 2005-06-07 22:52:30

???
\
wot she yabbering bout?
/
wot i yabbering about?
\
wot you yammering bout?
/
wot he yammering about?


phew... for a minute i lost saneness.

OH NO!
here it comes again!
DSRHYYGFJCJDTCJYtydhjszhsrjhsrjSR JRDyyJTDYI

#17 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-06-07 22:48:55

what do you call a hobo sleeping in a tree?

me ya (the rest of this sentence has been censored due to horrific coarse langauge.)

#19 Re: Puzzles and Games » Horse race » 2005-05-26 00:37:08

i done this
you extend .  .  .
                 .  .  .
                 .  .  .
into .  .  .  .
      .  .  .
      .  .  .
      .
simple

#20 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-05-24 22:52:28

to the grim reeper.
shame on you *shaming with fingers*

#21 Re: Jokes » grand jokes » 2005-05-22 18:12:02

yes.........
yes i will
curse you grim reeper!

#23 Re: Help Me ! » Puzzling Puzzle » 2005-05-22 00:33:30

wahoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
i am the smartest kid in the universe!
or........
atleast the mathsisfunniverse!

#24 Re: Help Me ! » Puzzling Puzzle » 2005-05-22 00:30:18

um............
no?
or.............
yes?
wait..........
i know this one...........................................................................
um....................
i think................
yes?

#25 Re: Puzzles and Games » Horse race » 2005-05-21 23:59:50

maybe the king has to say that the winner gets a cake.
the greediest ones dont deserve to be king so who ever come last gets the kingdom!

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