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Jai Ganesh

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Lemon Jokes - II

Why was the lemon feeling depressed?
She lost her zest for life.
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What kind of lemon performs for charity?
Lemon Aid.
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Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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What is yellow and solves your problems?
What?
Lemonade because its yellow and aid solves your problems!
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If you believe that life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
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