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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Q: Why people don't laugh at a Complex Joke?

A: Because the JOKE PART is IMAGINARY!!:lol:

If two or more thoughts intersect, there has to be a point!

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**Daniel123****Member**- Registered: 2007-05-23
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What did the mathematician say after Christmas dinner?

*Last edited by Daniel123 (2008-07-03 10:14:01)*

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**Daniel123****Member**- Registered: 2007-05-23
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Why did the mathematical tree fall over?

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Didn't get the 'dinner' one but second one was really nice!!

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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ZHero wrote:

Didn't get the 'dinner' one but second one was really nice!!

i think it was over funny! (clue)

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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??????

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Here's a brand new one...

There are THREE kinda people on earth..

Those who are BELOW AVERAGE & those who are ABOVE AVERAGE!!

*Last edited by ZHero (2008-07-03 12:13:46)*

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**Daniel123****Member**- Registered: 2007-05-23
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ZHero wrote:

??????

Here's a hint..

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Aah! Got it! Got it!

Its 'i over 8 (ate)'!

Was REALLY NICE!

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**MathsIsFun****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-01-21
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Did you like my clue?

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Your clue, MathIsFun, was really good & relevant too but i didn't have the slightest idea that we've got to 'simplify' rt(-1/64)!

All i was thinking was something like "root over negative....' which obviously didn't make any sense to me!

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**Monox D. I-Fly****Member**- From: Indonesia
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ZHero wrote:

Here's a brand new one...

There are THREE kinda people on earth..

Those who are BELOW AVERAGE & those who are ABOVE AVERAGE!!

That's mean!

Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.

May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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i) Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.

*Explanation: When you roll a die, you either get a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6. Since there are a finite number of possibilities, the statistic involved is called a discrete random variable. When you select any real number from between 0 and 1, there are an infinite number of possible draws. The statistic involved is called a continuous random variable.*

ii) Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

*Explanation: The formula for volume is *

iii) What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

*Explanation: A vector is a mathematical entity with both magnitude and direction in any number of dimensions. You can take the cross product of two vectors to form a new vector, similar to multiplication of real numbers.*

*A scalar is just a real number, a directionless magnitude in vector space. You cannot take a cross product of a scalar and a vector. *

*Hence, you can't cross a mosquito (disease vector) and a mountain climber (a scalar).*

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