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power man

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Registered: 2006-12-26

Posts: 160

answering machine jokes pt 1

After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message.

This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.

Last edited by power man (2007-02-24 03:36:13)

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brian001

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Registered: 2007-02-02

Posts: 16

Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

lol

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

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Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

One that was really done:

"Hello ... hello? .... speak up, I can't hear you ... what? ...
... just kidding! Leave a message"

It had people yelling into the phone!

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power man

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Registered: 2006-12-26

Posts: 160

Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

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I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me!
why     is     it     when     you     are     writing     something     important     you     run     out       of        spa

lightning

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Registered: 2007-02-26

Posts: 2,060

Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

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