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- Jai Ganesh
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Pasta Jokes - II
Q: What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?
A: A Spaghetto.
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Q: What did Lara eat for dinner?
A: Croft Macaroni and Cheese.
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Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
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Q: What do you call a pasta that is sick?
A: Mac and sneeze.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?
A: Gaelic breath!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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