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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Orange Jokes - III

Q: Why did the orange fail his driving test?
A: He kept peeling out.
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Q: How many marmalade sandwiches did Paddington bear eat?
A: None he was already stuffed.
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Q: What do you call an orange that takes over the world?
A: Orange Julius Caesar.
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Q: Do you now why a orange is smart?
A: Because it CONCERTRATES!
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Q: What do you call the ruthless movie about building a fruit empire?
A: There Will Be Blood...Oranges.
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