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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Oatmeal Jokes - II

Q: What is the difference between Quacker Oats and the Oregon Ducks?
A: Quacker Oats belong in a bowl.
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Q: Why does a Northwestern Wildcats fan pour his oatmeal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
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Q: Why can't the Minnesota Viking eat oatmeal for breakfast?
A: Whenever they get too close to a "bowl" they choke!
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Q: Why do basketball players love oatmeal cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
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Oatmeal cookies are the raisin I have to work out.
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