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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Oatmeal Jokes - I

Q: What do you get when you cross oatmeal & ducks?
A: Quacker oatmeal!
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Q: How did Reese eat her oatmeal?
A: Witherspoon.
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Q: Why did the boy give a girl an oatmeal cookie?
A: To make a sweet first impression.
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Q: What did the kid say when his mother poured oatmeal on him?
A: How can you be so gruel?
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Q: Why doesn't Jay-Z eat oatmeal?
A: Cause He's got 99 problems but fiber ain't one.
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