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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Junk Food Jokes - IV

Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: A piZZZZZZa.
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Q: Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
A: So he would have sweet dreams!
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Q: If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
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Q: Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
A: Because he was stuffed.
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