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Jai Ganesh

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Corn Jokes - II

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
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Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa?
A: A corn-ival.
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Q: What do you call a buccaneer?
A: A good price for corn.
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Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck?
A: "Creamed" corn.
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