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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Banana Jokes - V

Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
A: She left him out in the sun too long.
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Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
A: They were empty.
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Q: Why don't bananas snore?
A: Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Q: Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
A: Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
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