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Jai Ganesh

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Banana Jokes - II

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date.
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Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A: Cut it in half.
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Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
A: Slippers !
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Q: What do you call solid gold bananas?
A: A bunch of money.
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