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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Apple Jokes - IV

Q: Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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Q: What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
A: He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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Q: What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges?
A: A bad apple.
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Q: What do you say when a fruit wins the talent show?
A: How about them apples?
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Q: Dad, do you like baked apples?
A: Yes son, why?
Q: The orchard's on fire.
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