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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Librarian Jokes - VI

Q: Did you know that even big tough guys read?
A: Yeah, just ask Conan the Librarian.
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Q: Did you hear about the librarian who couldn't understand sarcasm?
A: Apparently, she couldn't read between the lines.
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Q: Have you read the book Raising Dogs? No?
A: You should, it's a pup-up book.
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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Arizona State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A: All the information in the world, but you can't understand a word of it.
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