Math Is Fun Forum

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 51,527

Lawyer Jokes - V

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
* * *
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
* * *
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
* * *
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
* * *
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
* * *

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Denisechin

Novice

Registered: Yesterday

Posts: 1

Re: Lawyer Jokes - V

Thank you for sharing

Jai Ganesh

Administrator

Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 51,527

Re: Lawyer Jokes - V

My pleasure!

---

It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.