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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Computer Jokes - IV

Q: What part of a computer does a spider use?
A: The webcam.
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Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.
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Q: Why did Jack and Jill "really" go up the hill?
A: To get better Wi-fi.
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Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Searching the web!
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Q: Why can't an elephant use a computer?
A: He's too afraid of the mouse.
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