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#1 2025-04-20 15:59:09
- Jai Ganesh
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Construction Jokes
Q: Why did the construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?
A: To get a blue print.
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Q: Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh sorry I'm still working on it.
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Q: How do construction workers party?
A: They raise the roof.
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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw!
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Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?
A: They both like to hammer spikes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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