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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Clock Jokes - I

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A:  It went back four seconds.
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Q: When do women drink alcohol?
A: Wine O'Clock..
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Q: Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
A: Because time is money.
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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A:  A waist of time.
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Q: What time was it when the monster ate the British prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
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