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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Accontant Jokes - IV

Q: Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?
A: Because on the box it said 8-12 Years.
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Q: Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
A: Because on the box it said Concentrate.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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Q: What's an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humour.
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Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
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