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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Accountant Jokes - I

Q: What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
A:  Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Where do most accountants live?
A: In a tax shelter.
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Q: What is the definition of "accountant"?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Q: Why did God invent economists?
A: So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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