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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Gardener Jokes - II

Q: What new crop did the gardener plant?
A: Beets me!
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Q: What grows under your nose?
A: Tulips!
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Q: Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
A: Kinder-garden.
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Gardeners earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones?
A: Beets by Dre.
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