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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Engineer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are all too busy trying to design the perfect light bulb.
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Q: How many consulting engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it will cost $50.
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A Psychologist asks an Engineer: How do you see this glass, half full or half empty?
A: What I see is that it is twice as big as necessary....
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Engineers aren't boring people. We just get excited over boring things.
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Q: What do you call a robot you buy?
A: A robought.
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