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Jai Ganesh

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Diet Jokes - II

Q: Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A: He'll dessert you.
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Q: Why can't Mr. Potato Head do the Atkins diet?
A: His body runs on carbs.
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Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: He went back four seconds.
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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A beer in each hand.
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Q: Have you seen the movie about the Atkins diet?
A: Dude, Where's My Carbs?
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